Ooh Aah Ash McGrath
Which player drives the coolest car?
Angelina from Melbourne (Victoria)
They actually aren’t sports bras - they are GPS recorders which every player has to wear during the game.
Hey Ash, great job against Sydney. Just wondering - is James Hawksley trying to mimic Trav Johnstone with his bushy beard?
Carol from Brisbane (Queensland)
Hey Ash! Has someone told Travis Johnstone to get rid of his ridiculous beard? It really irks me when I see it on TV.
Jackie from Vermont (Victoria)
I honestly don’t know what Travis is thinking - I think it’s disgusting.
Hawks’ old man has a pretty good beard going on, so maybe he is just trying to follow in his dad’s footsteps.
Who do you think will win the Club’s Best and Fairest?
Hayden from Hoppers Crossing (Victoria)
Mitch Clark should win it hands down.
I was wondering if you knew - or had any opinion on - what Jed Adcock and Luke Power would do if they weren't playing footy?
Kelcey from Kambah (ACT)
I don’t know about Jed, but Luke is a really good hair-dresser, so he could probably open up a men’s day spa.
How does the draft work?
David from Wynnum (Queensland)
Basically all clubs take their pick from all the young U18 kids from around the country.
The team that finishes on the bottom gets first pick, the team that finishes 15th gets second pick and so on.
It’s a way for the bottom teams to rebuild quickly and keep the competition even.
There are obviously some other rules and scenarios that can come into play, but they are too confusing for me to try and explain here.
Congratulations on a great performance this year. I have really enjoyed your run out of the back line. Good luck in the Finals.
Peter from Elanora (Queensland)
Thanks Pete.
Which player drives the coolest car?
Sarah from Brisbane (Queensland)
Probably our fitness coach Lachy Penfold. His car is definitely a one of a kind.
Hi Ash, I appreciate your column every week - it’s very funny. Is there anyone at the Club who considers themselves your match in the ‘witty’ stakes? Also, who is ranked the all-round slowest guy at the Club (wit-wise)? Gus from East Brisbane (Queensland)
Don’t know about the wittiest, but the slowest guys are probably big Daniel Murray and Troy Selwood.